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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
How to Cut Your Biological Age by Up to 16 Years: Make This Tweak to Your Daily Walk - Inc.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Common sleep aid blocks brain inflammation and tau buildup in Alzheimer’s model - PsyPost
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
No go.
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce spotted at wedding in Knoxville - WBIR
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account - WIRED